Archive for December, 2009
Priest Tells Congregation To Shoplift
Dec 23rd
A British priest has caused an outrage by encouraging people to shoplift to feed their families.
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Man Orders Coffee While Stabbed In His Chest
Dec 23rd
A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather.
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Man Found Guilty For Sexting Ashanti
Dec 23rd
Ashanti’s text stalker was found guilty of textual harrasment [<--made up charge] yesterday and may spend up to two years in jail.
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Rappers Are Lucky Morgan Freeman Doesn’t Rap
Dec 23rd
One of our favorite celebrity pilots actor Morgan Freeman has a new toy for the holidays, a fancy new private jet.
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Son Refuses To Stop Playing GTA So Mother Calls Cops
Dec 22nd
Officer Joe Zanoli, a police spokesman, said that the mother called for help around 2:30am on Saturday to say that the teenager also walked around the house and turned on all the lights.
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Can A Shorty Have Too Many Tattoos For You?
Dec 22nd
i’ll still smash but, she’s gonna look horrible when she’s older
so i’ll leave her by then lol
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