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If You’re A Barber, Never Trust The Customer
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,”How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours..” The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half.” The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, “Trevor, do meh ah favor. Follow dat man and see where he goes. Every week dat man askin meh how long he have to wait for ah haircut, but then he doh ever come back.”
A little while later, Trevor returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leave here? Trevor looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “Yuh HOUSE!!
#EPICFAIL . . .
Where did you motherfuckers learn how to spell? Is it any wonder theres so many illiterate niggas wondering around
@#2
I think the barber was Jamaican, hence the bad spelling
that shit kinda funny tho…o boi was runnin down on the barbers chick…haha
Just like a nigga
YO THAT’S SOME FUNNY & FUCKED UP SHIT. THAT WAS GOOD.
blueprint talkin’ about peeps spelling but doesn’t know the difference between “wondering” and “wandering.” hahaha
YO TY YOU RIGHT ABOUT ” BLUEPRINT “. THAT MOTHERFUCKER CAN’T TALK ABOUT ANYBODY’S VOCABULARY. FUCK BLUEPRINT