Tiger Woods Crazy Text Messages Released (Read Here)

reading this shit had me laughing!

this dude was talking to these broads crazy

hit the jump to see the texts

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:

After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:

Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:

You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:

Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:

Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:

Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:

Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:

What do you want to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:

Anything simple

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:

No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:

Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:

Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck