Joke Of The Day: Reading In The Bedroom!

A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, every So often the husband would stop reading, reach over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.

After this went on several times the wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, “What the hell are doing, why are you taking your pajamas off?” The wife replied, “You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier”. The husband said, “Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.