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million dollar reaction lol!

some more crazy gifs after the jump

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily…So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.

The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches the Nigerian’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the Moon?’ The Nigerian doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it’s the Nigerian’s turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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what the hell is an aurthur? smh!

kangaroo wasn’t having it! that boy is going to be traumatized!

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Husband was feeling horny, so he tapped his Wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Rejected, the Husband tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear “Do you have a dentist appointment too?”

The white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here, ”

The Black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

“Listen Bitch…… when i was born, i was BLACK, ” “when i grew up, i was BLACK, ” “when i’m sick, i’m BLACK, ” “when i go in the sun i’m BLACK, ” “when i’m cold, i’m BLACK, ” “when i die, i’ll be BLACK, ” “But you Bitch………..” “when you’re born, you’re PINK, ” “when you grow up, you’re WHITE, ” “when you’re sick, you’re GREEN, ” “when you go in the sun, you turn RED, ” “when you’re cold, you turn BLUE, ” “And when you die, you turn PURPLE, ” “And you have the nerve to call me colored?”

A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, every So often the husband would stop reading, reach over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.

After this went on several times the wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, “What the hell are doing, why are you taking your pajamas off?” The wife replied, “You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier”. The husband said, “Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.