Husband was feeling horny, so he tapped his Wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Rejected, the Husband tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear “Do you have a dentist appointment too?”
The white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here, ”
The Black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, every So often the husband would stop reading, reach over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
a lil comedy on this friday afternoon
UNIONTOWN, Pa. – Police say a new father faces drug charges because he lit up a marijuana joint, instead of a cigar, to celebrate his child’s birth at a western Pennsylvania hospital.
so after the bet awards john legend’s hairline became a trending topic. so today he goes on twitter and spoke about it and he wasn’t too happy!